|think of all the sea glass this could make!|
So my first thought (after my initial crying session obviously, because I'm a mature adult) was:
sucks for them, they thought they were gonna find a sweet laptop, but all they found was a measly bra (which they left for me, thanks). But then I remembered that it still definitely sucks more for me.
Also my car is chock-full of empty coffee cups and granola bars - I can't believe the thieves didn't want any of those!!